Nintendo Can't Make Games

[GoCrzy]

Seriously. They make Mario. OMFG THAT IS SO AWESOME!!!

Then they make it again.

Then again.

Then again.

Then again.

How about we throw in some minigamish things too!

Mario Kart

Mario Tennis

Mario Baseball

Mario Soccer

CMON NINTENDO! So you made a good game, G4U! Now try to make another that isn't the EXACT SAME AS THE FIRST ONE.

That is all.

PS:

Btw for all of you who say they have other games, let's go over a few shall we...

1. Sonic - OMG A GAME WITH A CHARACTER THAT IS COMPLETELY CARTOONISH AND SEEMS SO FAMILIAR. KINDA REMINDS ME OF MARIO...

2. Pokemon - O JOY! LETS COPY THINGS BUT JUST MAKE THEM HAVE BAD GRAPHICS AND MAKE YOU REALLY WANT TO PLAY SOME MARIO

3. Super Smash Bros - WOW! A GAME WITH MARIO IN IT! I HAVE TO BUY IT!!!

Give me more games and I can tell you why they cannot seem to figure out how to change from these guidelines:

NINTENDO'S GUIDELINES TO PERFECT GAMES:

1. Non-Realistic!
2. Involve mushrooms
3. Make sure you have to get something golden at some point (eg. Gold stars, gold rings)
4. Weird powerups make people happy
5. Jumping on somebody's head ALWAYS kills them
6. First Person Shooters are against the law.

Want more added to the list? Go ahead and post them

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[Meteor]

Metroid Prime.

[Welsh]

lol It's true.

[Nero Phoenix]

Lylact Wars was cool, for the N64.

[Meteor]

Earthbound was kind of cool.

[JohnPreston]

Zelda has so many games and all of them were awesome...

[RSM117]

Nintendo does have a few great titles.... but they add on until our minds go insane!!!
They should try making better games because they are not even as close as awesome as xbox 360. which would you rather play Halo 3 or Super Mario?

[GoCrzy]

Originally Posted by RSM117

Nintendo does have a few great titles.... but they add on until our minds go insane!!!
They should try making better games because they are not even as close as awesome as xbox 360. which would you rather play Halo 3 or Super Mario?

THANK YOU!

[zitfisto94]

nintendo just thinks about mario tho , thts all they can rely on

[GoCrzy]

Originally Posted by Meteor

Metroid Prime.

Originally Posted by Nero Phoenix

Lylact Wars was cool, for the N64.

Originally Posted by Meteor

Earthbound was kind of cool.

Originally Posted by JohnPreston

Zelda has so many games and all of them were awesome...

To Meteor:

Metroid Prime is an exception, but think about it. They made it once good. They made it again good. THEY CONTINUE TO MAKE IT. I am tired of repetition, that is why I am glad there isn't going to be a Halo 4.

To Nero:

At first I had no Idea what you were talking about, then I realized, Star Fox. Once again, repitition combined with some non-realistic characters and OMG GUESS WHAT???? You have to fly through Gold Rings!!!! SO COOL.

To Meteor again:

Once more non-realistic, but at least there is some originality.

To Everyone:

Metroid Prime, Mario, Star Fox... Good job Nintendo. Three great games. Please stop making them and make something new. That is all.