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Old 12-07-2007, 05:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Since sling got mad over a stupid mom joke. Where goanna break him and have him adjust to it. So start saying all sorts of mom jokes to each other.

"Your mom is fat that people see her and yell out. HEY KOOLAID!!!!"
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Old 12-08-2007, 02:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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"Your mum is so fat that when I swerved to miss her I ran out of petrol!"
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Old 12-08-2007, 03:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Your so ugly i said im going to stab you in the throat!
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Old 12-08-2007, 04:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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"Your mum is so fat that when I swerved to miss her I ran out of petrol!"
Petrol?
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Old 12-08-2007, 05:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Petrol?
European gasoline.
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Old 12-08-2007, 05:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Your so ugly i said im going to stab you in the throat!
Thats not a mom joke.

Heres another.

Your mama so fat that Ben Kenobi said. Thats no moon, thats your mama.

lol
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Old 12-08-2007, 05:21 PM   #7 (permalink)
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That was a good one, i literally laughed out loud, well it wasnt so much a laugh as a high piched "BAH HA" kinda noise. Here's another.

"Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors!"
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Old 12-08-2007, 05:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
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WTF hahahah

Your mom is so stupid she thought a light saber has fewer calories. lol
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Old 12-09-2007, 07:25 PM   #9 (permalink)
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"Your mom is so fat, Every time she turns around, it's her birthday."
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Old 12-10-2007, 01:39 PM   #10 (permalink)
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"Your mama's so fat [insert humorous jest here]!"
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